a lOngg surveyy ( i wAs bored loL )
001. What is your name? Matthew Santana
002. Spell your name backwards: anatnaS wehttaM
003. Date of birth: November 3rd or is it April 12th?
004. Male or female? Male
005. Astrological sign: Scorpio or Aries
006. Nicknames: Matt/ Santana./ Santana Banana
007. Occupation? Student/ SP
008. Height: 5'9
009. Hair color: Brown
010. Eye color: Brown
011. Where were you born? Brooklyn
012. Where do you reside now? KG
013. Age: ??
014. Screen names: GodsGiftToW0m3n
016. E-mail addy: GodsGiftToW0m3n@gmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? I am Gods Gift To Women DUH
018. What is your lj name? Word?
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? ¿que eso?
020. Pets: Yea I have a couple
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 2
022. Piercings? ma ear
023. Tattoo's?not yet
024. Shoe size: 9 1/2-11 but its 11 don't ask
025. Righty or lefty? right now
026. Wearing: black basketball shorts
027. Hearing: We Belong Together REMIX
028. Feeling: hyper
029. Eating/drinking: Munchies
[( GiRLS 0R GUYS / L0VE / KiSSiNG / 0THER STUFF )]
030. Have you ever been in love? word...
031. How many people have you told? ?? i don't know
032. How many people have you been in love with? Two?
033. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no
034. Do you have any nieces or nephews? no
035. Are your parents divorced? no comment
036. Do you have step parents? no comment
037. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? i'm pretty sure im disowned but if not my role models are
038. If so for what? for being thug
039. Did some of your family come to America from another country? uhoh if Puerto Rico counts as a country
[( MUSiC STUFF )]
040. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Die One Day
041. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? I don't know probably some rock album
042. What's the best cd you own? All of it but prolly Kanyeezee
043. What song do you absolutely hate? That song?
044. Do you sing in the shower? sometimes
045. What song reminds you of that special someone? Makings of Perfect Bitch
Okay I name an artist and you give a lyric from any one of their songs.
046. Aerosmith: dream on
047. The Beatles: yellow submarine
[( FAV0RiTESS )]
048. Color: Orange
049. Food: i love food
050.Song: dono
051. Show: real world
052. school subject: no?
053. Band/singer: no favorites
055. Outfit: that one?
056. Radio station: 105.1
057. Favorite Movie: i dono
058. Pair of shoes: alwayss gotta be fresh air force ones even tho i havent kicked it in some lately
059. Cartoon: yea
060. Actor: dono
061. Actress: halle berry or brittany murphy or angelina jolie
062. Potato chip: i dono
063. Drink: orange drink
064. Alcholic drink: Hennessy or Hypnotiq
065. Holiday: christmas or my birthday and yes my birthday is a holiday
066. Perfume/cologne: curve
067. Pizza topping: i dono stop askin stupid questions
068. Jello flavor: orange
069. Lunch meat: nooo stop askin
070. Board game: that game
071. Video game: don't know
072. Website: Harlems Finest
073. Book: that last one i read
074. Computer game: nooooo
075. Number: THREE
076. Cereal: lucky charms
077. Comedian: chris rock
078. Dessert: no i dono
079. Disney character: i dont know
080. Clothing store: where ever i shop heffas
081. Passtime: i dono wat your talkin about
082. Teacher: no i hate teachers
083. Childhood toy: baseball
084. Carnival game/ride: anything that flips the fuck outta you
085. Candy bar: snickers
086. Magazine: XXL
087. Salad dressing: no
088. Thing to do on the weekend: chill wit da people i chill wit and do wat we do
089. Hot drink: hot chocolate?
090. Season: summa
091. Sport to watch: basketball
092. Person to talk to online: no one
[( Y0UR BEDR0OM / SLEEPiNG HABiTSS )]
093. What color are your sheets? b;ue
094. What color are your bedroom walls? white
095. Do you have posters on your wall? i think
096. If so of what? thug bitches
097. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? yea im pretty sure i broke it tho
098. How many pillows are on your bed? 5?
099. What do you normally sleep in? boxers
100. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: i dono?
101. What size bed do you have? full and a twin yes i have 2 beds
102. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? fuck if i know
103. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no its called my cell
104. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Yezzir
105. Describe the last nightmare you had: I dont have nightmares
106. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
107. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? i dono 4?
108. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? no but i move around a lot
109. Do you have a bedtime? no im all grown up
110. Do you snore? nooooo
111. How about drool? no
112. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? ye but its all the way in the corner cuz it tired to wake me up
113. What color is the carpet in your room? blue?
114. What's under your bed? a lot of things
[( THiS 0R THAT )]
115. beach/mountains: beach
116. Donuts/bagels: donuts
117. Day/night: night
118. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: east
119. Heaven/hell: hell
120. Make love/have sex: depends on whos da girl
121. Coffee/tea: coffee
122. Britney/Christina: i dono they both can catch it
123. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american
124. Real World/Road Rules: real world uh but i like road rules also
125. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: um no?
126. Silver/gold: dono depends
127. Nike/Adidas: nike
128. McDonalds/Taco Bell: McDonalds
129. Sweet/sour: depends
130. Punk/emo: neitherrrrrrrrr
131. Hot/cold: hot
132. Winter/summer: summer
133. Spring/fall: fall
134. Operas/plays: plays
135. Read/watch tv: watch tv
136. Cd's/tapes: ipod lol but um cd's
137. Dvd's/vhs: dvds
138. Old/new: new
139. Shorts/skirts: skirts haha um dono dont think this question is for me
140. Pink/red: red
141. Colored pictures/black and white photos: black and white
142. Meat/vegetables: meat
143. Mexican food/chinese food: chinese
144. Commercials/ infomercials : commericals
145. Scary movies/comedies: scary
146. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: once again doubt its for me
147. Sandals/tennis shoes: tennis shoes
148. Dogs/cats: dogs
149. Unicorns/fairies: fairies?
150. Water/land: water
151. Sugar/spice: sugar
152. Black/white: black
153. ribbons/bows: ribbons?
154. Chicken/beef: chicken
155. Colored christmas lights or white christma lights: white
156. Cars/trucks: cars
157. Austin Powers/James Bond: james bond?
158. Popcorn/pretzels: popcorn
159. Hip/hop: hop
160. Passionate kiss/peck: passionate?
161. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: real
162. Back rub/foot massage: back
163. picture frames/photo albums: Photo albums
164. Pens/pencils: pens
[( WHAT iS Y0UR 0PiNi0N 0F THA F0LL0WiNG...)]
165. Eminem: white
166. Virgins: if thats what you are
167. God: i dono
168. The Osbournes: great family hahah
169. Reality TV:kinda funny
170. J.Lo: hispanic
171. Religion: If thats what you believe in then iight w.e
172. Emo music: bad
173. Valentine's Day: its iiiight
174. Christina Aguilera's comeback: pretty good
175. Homosexuals: do w.e u want
176. Abortion: do u
177. Inter-racial relationships: do u
178. Murder: not good?
179. Death: there in a good place now
180. Obesity: I love fat people
181. Pre-marital sex: if you ready
182. Terrorism: word I don’t enjoy blowin up
183. Pornography: if u aint getting any action be my guest
184. Fortune tellers: funny
185. Threesomes: um…. If you down
186. Prostitution: I dono I wouldn’t sell myself
187. Politics: I don care
188. Country music: I dono
189. George W. Bush: hes super smart
190. Cloning: I wanna be cloned
191. Britney's boobs: overrated
192. Gas prices in America: a tad high
[( NAME GAME )]
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?
193. Jack: and Jill
194. Tiffany: and Co
195. Ben: and Jen
196. Maria: Maria
197. Jennifer: lopez
198. Nicole: kidman
199. Adam: sandler
200. Richard: chuck
201. Justin: faggot
202. Arnold: swcharzaneggar sp?
203. Tom: cruise
204. Melissa: ford
205. Harold: & kummar
206. John: liguizamo sp?
207. Joel: stupid nigga
208. Vanessa: williams
209. Michelle: oooo..
210. Kevin: Garnett
211. Brent: that’s a name
212. Jake: da snake
213. Billy: bob
214. Sarah: blonde girl
215. Natalie: portman
216. Christi: corners (inside joke)
217. Nick: no comment
218. Linda: HHHHH
219. Taylor: dat homo
220. Jordan: dat girl
221. Jamie: dat other girl
222. Adrian: rocky
[( HAVE U EVER )]
223. Mooned anyone? yes
224. Been on a diet? no
225. Been to a foreign country? Have I?
226. Broken a bone? yes
227. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? No I have never done that
228. Swear at a teacher? yizzer
229. Talked to a lj member via e-mails or instant messages? Wat is that
230. Got in a fight? Everyday of my life
231. Dated a teacher? No
232. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No only threatened to
233. Thought about killing your enemy? No killings overrated
234. Gone skinny dipping? ….
235. Told a little white lie? yea
236. Told a secret you swore not to tell? Nah
237. Stolen anything? yea
238. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Nooo I made those words up
239. Been on TV? Ye the news
240. Been on the radio? yea
241. Been in a mosh pit? yea
242. Been to a concert? yea
243. Dated one of your best friends? Yes I have
244. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? No?
245. Decieved somebody close to you? yea
246. Broken the law? Everyday of my life nah chill only on the weekends haha
247. Been to a rodeo? No do I look white? Don’t answer that
248. Been on a talk show? no
249. Been on a game show? no
250. Been on an airplane? Yesss a lot
251. Got to ride on a firetruck? Nah but been in one
252. Came close to dying? Everyday of my life
253. Cheated on a bf/gf? Um there are possibilities that I have not to sure…
254. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yesssss
255. Terrorized a babysitter? no
256. Made a mud pie? no
257. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? yeeee
258. Snuck out of the house at night? Only on the weekends
259. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? How can I forget my name been drunk where I don’t member where I am lol
260. Had an eating disorder? no
261. Felt like you didn't belong? Everyday of my life
262. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yeaa
263. Smoked? Um
264. Done drugs? Um again
265. Been arrested? Um for a third time
266. Had your tonsils removed? no
267. Gone to camp? Yea
268. Won a bet? yeaaa
269. Written a love letter? Ha 20 levels of bullshit according to someone
270. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? sure
271. Written a love poem? O5’ Bonnie And Clyde
272. Kissed in the rain? Yes I have
273. Slow danced with someone you love? Lol yea I think
274. Participated in cyber sex? Nah u good
275. Faked an orgasm? Im a dude
276. Stolen a kiss? Maybe?
277. Asked a friend for relationship advice? Nah I’m Matt Santana
278. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? Ha ha ha
279. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? Hm?
280. Gotten a speeding ticket? Sadly no
281. Done jail time? ……………..
282. Had to wear a uniform to work?no
283. Won a trophy? Yea I have a lot
284. Thrown up in public? no
285. Bowled a perfect game? no
286. Failed/got held back? no
287. Got perfect attendance in grade school: hahahahahahahahhaahhaah
289. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Wtf?
290. Taken ballet lessons? Lol no
291. Attempted suicide? …….
292. Cut yourself? Nah yo
[( CHiLDH0OD STUFF )]
293. Did you play with Barbies?no
294. Did you own Treasure Trolls? yes
295. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? naaaaaaaaa
296. Did you play Simon? Yes I think
297. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Wtf?
298. Did you wet the bed? When I was teeny tiny
299. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Yo chucky out to get me
300. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? They didn’t make it for dudes
301. Were you shy? Yes!
302. Were you spoiled? Definitely
303. Were you abused? No I grew up wit ladies
304. Did you go to the circus? yes
305. Did you go to the zoo? yes
306. Were you in a car accident? YES
307. Did you build snowmen? yes
308. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? yes
309. Were your older cousins mean to you? nooo
310. Did you think slinkies were cool? Still do
311. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? I wanted to be a ninja turtle
312. Were you afraid of the dark? Yesssssss its scary
313. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, bed sheets, etc? lol um no
314. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Huh?
315. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? Yes
[( RAND0MNESS )]
316. Do you believe in aliens? yea
317. Name three things that are next to your computer: phone, cell phone, pen
318. Do you have any hidden talents? sureeeeeeeee
319. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? Lol no I don’t watch it for music
320. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? comedy
321. What would your movie star name be? I donno
322. Do you play any sports? yessssssss
323. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? donooooo
324. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Um dono
325. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? I dono
326. Do you drive? yes
327. What is your dream car? Um lambourguini sp?
328. Do you think your good looking? Yes
329. Do others think you are good looking? yes
330. Would you ever sky dive? yes
331. Do you believe in Bigfoot? nah
332. How many rooms do you have in your house? Don’t wanna count
333. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no
334. Do you believe in God? Most of the time yes
335. Do you believe in Satan? yea
336. Do you believe there is a heaven? maybe
337. Do you believe there is a hell? maybe
338. Do you own a pooltable? yes
339. Do you have a pool? Depends which house
340. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yes
341. Do you like chocolate? yes
342. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? I don’t know
343. How many U.S. states have you been to? A lot I think
344. Ever wished on a shooting star? no
345. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? I dono
346. Do you carry any weapons on you? Depends where im goin
347. What is your weakness? Dat girl
348. Name something you can't get enough of: food n music
349. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: funny, sexy, outgoing
350. How many kids do you want to have? 2?????
351. Future daughters names: no
352. Future sons names: no
353. What is your ideal way to die? Wit a bang
354. How do you release stress? Punchin stuff
355. Are you a trendy person? Lol huuh?
356. Are you an artisitic person? Yea wit words
357. Are you a realistic person? Not at all
358. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no
359. Are you a strong person? Sure?
360. Are you a strong willed person? Definitely I always win
361. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Um tristate-bandit
362. Who is the last person to IM you? lauren
363. Do you hate chain e-mails? yea
364. Are you a deep sleeper? kinda
365. Are you a good story teller? maybe
366. What do you believe is your best quality? Yea I dono
367. What is your greatest accomplishment? Um not dyin yet
368. Do you like to burn candles or incense? No don’t care
369. Do you do yoga? no
370. Do you have your own credit card? no
371. Let's say you win the lotto, what would you get? A lotta things
372. Do you have a check book? no
373. Do you like your driver? Do I have one?
374. Do you tan easily? Yea I think
375. What color is your hair naturally?brown
376. How many fillings do you have? 1
377. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? none
378. Worst feeling in the world? Getting shot in the head arm and leg and having to keep walkin
379. Best feeling in the world? Kissin that one girl that makes you go crazy
380. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half empty
381. Last thing you downloaded? Cam’ron
382. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Yes lol sometimes
383. What do you think people think of you? Depends on who it is
384. Are you a likeable person? I think so can be a bit of an asshole I was told
385. Do you need therapy? probably
386. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? Um are you gay?
387. What the best way to be proposed to? Not to be proposed to?
388. What kind of movie would you star in? woah this question already happened
389. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do I care
390. What's your favorite phrase? “nah you good”
391. When are you moving? October 14th but not really im movin when jillian lets me
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